Our mailorder operation is pretty DIY and our fine products are delivered accurately about 99.99% of the time, but shit happens. We ship using USPS and they have occasional gremlins, so we thank you for your patience! One point of order: WE ARE NOT AMAZON. So if you need that kind of customer service (or whatever those nerds have to offer), you’re gonna have to order from an inferior record label.
Ya know that part in Holy Grail when they go to Doune Castle to seek answers and receive a “French
taunting” from the knights? We’re those guys. Have you tried sliding into the DMs on social media? Or
just come say “Hi!” at the punk show. We’re around. They say never meet your heroes, but we are
VERY cool, even by hero standards.
If you wanna mail us some bullshit, fine:
Red Scare
P.O. Box 57534
3024 N. Ashland Ave.
Chicago, IL 60657
We get this one a lot. Pretty much every day, TBH. Look, we love that you’re out there being creative and we are champions of the arts, but there’s very little we—even US, the finest record label ever—can do to help you. We all agree that Red Scare has the best bands, sure, but this music we love is not commercially popular. So if you’re trying to get signed or want some advice on the music biz, here it is: become a DJ.
Ah, a rare follow-up question. Nice. Toby here, I’ll handle this one… Well, A: we have 20 years of back
catalog to keep the lights on, B: we’re frugal as hell, C: my partner is a goddamn medical doctor. So
there’s the secret formula: Great Bands + Marry Rich = Marginally Successful Niche Record Label. Happy
now?
As for signing new bands… times are tough all over. You have to be a band of virtuoso musicians who
wrote a banger album (I refer you to our entire back catalog) who wants to tour 13 months a year in
order to make this work. Or maybe we owe you some freaky life debt and we have to release your
record (see Brendan’s bands) or else.
Hell yeah.
These rumors are true! We pay our band royalties twice a year and we can do so because of YOU GUYS. Thank you for buying records, streaming albums, playlisting songs, etc. Every little bit helps when it comes to independent music and supporting underground bands. Hats off to folks like Ian from Dischord and Mike at AMR for demonstrating that you can be in the music biz AND be ethical about it.
The folks at Traffic Entertainment Group can make those dreams come true, and they’re indie peeps too, so they won’t dick you around like those other turkeys. They sell lotsa other punk stuff, but mostly hip hop… hit that link and make moves!
We’re trying to keep everything in stock, but it takes forever and costs a fortune. Good news is that everything is available to enjoy right now via streaming services, so save a buck and save a tree. And no, weird German guy, you cannot license any of these OOP titles.
Excellent question, and this is something we should probably discuss in further detail on the Red Scare Discord Server. The old Red Scare website had a book club and it would be great to get back to flexing our nerd muscles. But to answer your question, the best film of all-time is Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior.
Yep, every damn day. They’ve passed on, but their songs are immortal. There’s also our pal Megan Kusak, who was a legit Red Scare comrade and at every Chicago show. Absolute heartbuster that these buds are not around anymore, but we’re also lucky to have them in the Red Scare family. They’re all still kinda floatin’ around us, ya know? One of the many great things about the punk community is that we look after eachother, and that’s one of the best ways we can honor our friends, past and present.
Best leave this one to the pros, Jack. If you wanna get involved in live music, start within your local scene. Ask around at venues and among promoters. Or break all the rules and just do it yourself! If you are trying to throw away a pile of money and want a band for an event, track down that one dude (see email above), and he can direct you to the proper booking agent.
Wait, what? Ummm, I dunno—AHHHhhh!